This past November, I wrote about the
right's semantic trickery and proposed an idea for how we could debunk and decode the conservative's Orwellian Code of encrypted
language: A Republican Dictionary.
I put together a small list and asked readers to send me their own entries. Response has been overwhelming--more
than 375 people have sent definitions.
I published a small sample of the entries
I've received in this space earlier this month. Below I'm publishing a second batch of reader submissions to this on-going
project. We're going to continue posting additional entries in the weeks ahead, so click here to suggest your contributions.
ALARMIST, n. Any respected scientist who
understands the threat of global warming. (Dave Nold, Berkely, California)
ALLIES, n. Foreigners who do what Republicans
tell them to do. (Gary Schroller, Bellaire, Texas)
BALANCED, adj. 1. favoring corporations (a
more balanced approach to the environment.); 2. favoring conservatives (fair and balanced reporting). (Scott Davis,
Grand Prairie, Texas)
CLASS WARFARE, n. Any attempt to raise the
minimum wage. (Don Zwier, Grayslake, Illinois)
COALITION, n. One or more nations whose leaders
have been duped, pressured or bribed into supporting ill-conceived, unnecessary, under-planned and/or illegal US military
operations. (Michael Shapiro, Honolulu, Hawaii)
CONVICTION, n. Making decisions before getting
the facts, and refusing to change your mind afterward. (Paul Ruschmann, Canton, Michigan)
CULTURE OF LIFE, n. A reduction of reproductive
freedoms. (Sean Sturgeon, Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada)
DEMOCRACY, n. My way or the highway. (Daniel
Quinn, London, UK)
ECONOMIC RECOVERY, n. When three out of five
software engineers who lost their jobs to outsourcing are able to find part-time work at Wal-Mart. (Rob Hotman , Houston,
Texas)
ELECTION FRAUD, n. Counting every vote. (Sean
O'Brien, Chicago, Illinois)
GIRLY MEN, n. Those who do not grope women.
(Nick Gill, Newton, MA)
HARD WORK, n. What Republicans say when they
can't think of anything better. (Brian McDowell)
HEALTHY FORESTS, n. No tree left behind.
(Ron Russell, San Francisco, California)
JOB GROWTH, n. Increased number of jobs an
individual has to take after losing earlier high-paying job. (John E. Tarin, Arlington, Virginia)
JUNK SCIENCE, n. Sound science. (Geoffrey
King, Austin, TX)
OFFICE OF FAITH-BASED INITIATIVES, n. Christian
Right payoff. (Michael Gendelman, Fair Haven, New Jersey)
OWNERSHIP SOCIETY, n. A society in which
no one ever needs to own up to their mistakes or the consequences of their actions. (Sharon Gallagher, New York, New
York)
PARTIAL BIRTH ABORTION, n. A non-medical
term invented by anti-choice zealots that refers to a broad class of abortion procedures; employed as a first step in reversing
Roe v. Wade. (David McNeely, Lutz, Florida)
POLITICAL CAPITAL, n. What a Republican president
receives as a result of a razor-thin margin of victory in an election. (Joy Losee, Gainesville, Georgia)
PRESS CONFERENCE, n. A rare event designed
for the President to brag about his prowess as a leader while simultaneously dodging difficult questions. (Jim Nidositko,
Westfield, New Jersey)
REFORM, n. Rollback of New Deal reforms,
laws, standards and social protections. (Nick Gill, Newton, MA)
RESOLUTE, adj. Pig-headed. (Paul Ruschmann,
Carlton, MI)
SMALL BUSINESS OWNER, n. rich person (Michael
Mannella, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)
SOCIAL SECURITY REFORM, n. Leave no Wall
Street broker behind. (Ann Klopp , Princeton, NJ)
STAYING THE COURSE, v., The act of being
stubborn and unable to admit glaring policy mistakes; being wrong and sticking with the wrong idea regardless of the consequences.
(Jillian Jorgensen, Staten Island, New York)
TAX SIMPLIFICATION, n. A way to make it simpler
for large US corporations to export American jobs to avoid paying US taxes. (Seth Hammond, Goodwell, Oklahoma)
VERY CLEAR, adj. Modifier used immediately
before any preposterous explanation or rationale. (Lance L. Prata, Eastlake Weir, Florida)
